Blackness, narrator speaks.

NARRATROR: "In his first adventure, he over threw an evil sorcerer and crushed his evil snake cult, then he saved the world from a monster god. Now, Conan is back!"

Shot of Conan with sword (Arnold Schwarzenegger with long hair, brown sleeveless shirt, brown pants, brown boots)

NARRATOR: "And he's after-"

CONAN: "The Talisman of Time."

Shot of blue pendant type thing on a necklace.

NARRATOR: "But why does he want it? What will he do with it? Why are these characters so determined to stop him?"

Full screen shot of evil villain Juan, big brother Brulator (really brawny guy with black hair) and a whole mess of soldiers.

NARRATOR: "And guess who's along for the ride..."

Shot of Slayers Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis Greywords, Amelia wil tesla Seyruun, all in heroic poses.

NARRATOR: "The Slayers."

LINA: "That's us!"

Shot of just Gourry.

NARRATOR: "One idolizes him..."

Gourry shakes Conan's hand.

GOURRY: "I am a big fan of yours, Mr. Conan! You inspired me to become a mercenary!"

CONAN: "Aw."

Shot of just Lina.

NARRATOR: "One is jealous of him..."

Shot of villagers flocking to grinning Conan's side as he rides in on his horse; Slayers also on horses watching, Lina looks jealous.

LINA: "How come we never draw crowds like that?"

GOURRY: "Maybe we don't have his charisma."

Shot of just Amelia.

NARRATOR: "One fears him..."

AMELIA: "You're scaring me, Mr. Barbarian!"

Shot of just Zelgadis.

NARRATOR: "One is indifferent towards him..."

ZELGADIS: "Whatever."

NARRATOR: "Together, they'll undertake a journey so-"

LINA: "Epic!"

ZELGADIS: "Grandiose."

AMELIA: "Biblical, even!"

GOURRY: "Epically grandiose in a biblical sort of way."

NARRATOR: "-that you won't believe your eyes!"

Shot of Conan dueling with Gourry; Conan and Gourry fighting bad guys back to back; Lina blowing up a monster; Zelgadis fighting his way through villains; Amelia VS a generic blue troll; Slayers and Conan trapped in a room with snakes; Slayers and Conan fighting off more villains.

Single shot introductions to cast -

NARRATOR: "Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Oscar winning best supporting actor Zelgadis Greywords, Amelia wil tesla Seyruun, and international pulp fiction action hero Conan the Barbarian in... THE TALISMAN OF TIME!"

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get hungry. You'll want your money back.