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You Know You Watch Too Much Slayers When...
1) ...you wonder about Xellos' heritage.
2) ...you fear picking up and keeping lose change on the street because "someone" may punish you.
3) ...you wake up in the morning thinking about it.
4) ..."Stand up and be yourself" becomes your motto.
5) ...you think Zelgadis likes you. (all you swoony girls out there... ::groan:: pathetic!!!)
6) ...you think about it almost every second of the day.
7) ...you've memorized every Slayers
song in Japanese even if you don't know Japanese.
8) ...you feel bad for Valgaav.
9) ...you know almost every single line of dialogue in each
episode.
10) ...you dress up as a character for Halloween and/or an
Anime Convention.
11) ...you try referring to the characters in new ways.
("If Lina were a pokémon, which one would she be?" or "Lina
would be a red M&M, Gourry would be...")
12) ...you want/wanted to take Japanese for the sole
purpose of being able to understand your Slayers manga and/or novels.
13) ...you lend out your Slayers tapes all the time
attempting to convert people.
14) ...you make a website about it.
15) ...you hate a character so much you make a site about them.
16) ...you write your own fanfiction.
17) ...you draw your own fanart.
18) ...you watch your Slayers tapes over, and over, and
over again and never get tired of them.
19) ...waitresses make you nervous.
20) ...you've learned that befriending a red head is a lot
less humiliating than being their enemies.
21) ...your friends have become Slayers-nuts because of
you.
22) ...your friends have grown to hate Slayers because of
you.
23) ...you listen to your Slayers CDs time and time over
all the way through.
24) ...you name video game characters/pokémon/etc.
after Slayers characters.
25) ...your laugh starts sounding similar to Naga's.
26) ...you tape a toilet paper cardboard roll to your head, put red lines on your face with lipstick, and wear a black cape, then run around proclaiming to be Valgaav! (AngelPS)
27) ...sometimes you believe there is an alternate universe where the Slayers cast exists and you try to have access to it just to stay with them. (Xelloss Metalium)
28) ...you think of how you will name your kid: if it is a
girl, Lina; or a boy, Gourry. (Xelloss
Metalium)
29) ...your print XellosS METALLIUM on a T-shirt and it turns out being the only T-shirt you wear. (Xelloss Metalium)
30) ...you want to go to Japan just to buy Slayers merchandise. (Xelloss Metalium)
31) ...you memorize the pentagram of Mazoku, and put it on the wall of your room. (Xelloss Metalium)
32) ...you memorize the first and last name of each
character. (Xelloss Metalium)
33) ...you see this page and print it!!!!! (Xelloss Metalium)
34) ...you pride yourself on being able to laugh exactly like Naga... even if you're male. (StewB)
35) ...you make a role-playing game for it and play it with your friends every Saturday. (StewB)
36) ...you participate in aforementioned rpg. (StewB)
37) ...you find yourself shouting things like "DRAGON SLAVE!!!!" whenever you get angry. (StewB)
38) ...you wonder if Zangulus and Martina are still "happily" married, or at least still married. (StewB)
39) ...you begin AD&D to create people & adventures from Slayers until you find out that Zel's race couldn't be made, and you can't make Gourry's intelligence & wisdom low enough. (Leela)
40) ...you accuse siblings that they are just like Martina: a curse to your life. (Leela)
41) ...you refuse to speak, so you repeat the infamous Slayers saying, "That is a secret." (Leela)
42) ...you've memorized every line out of the episodes you
have. (Koketti corp.)
43) ...you replay the Slayers NEXT intro because you see Lina about to kiss Gourry. (Koketti corp.)
44) ...after an episode finishes, you start jumping from one place to another, screaming "Sore wa himitsu desu!!" (Irene Rey)
45) ...you want to throw the dark star to the politicians to end the relation between the peronists and radicalists. (Irene Rey)
46) ...the teacher asks you, "Why do you get late to school?", you answer, "That's a big secret." (Irene Rey)
47) ...all you really want to know is if (when) Zel and
Amelia are finally going to get together.
(Amy)
48) ...Xellos becomes one of your rolemodels. (Amy)
49) ...you start searching for a boy with bluish long hair that goes by the name of "Valgaav". (Violet)
50) ...you can imitate Xellos's usual happy expression easily. (Violet)
51) ...you start building a bomb shelter in fear of Dark Star. (Violet)
52) ...you draw Valgaav on your classroom floor. (Violet)
53) ...you repeat the words: "Life is wonderful" every night. (Violet)
54) ...you turn around every five minutes half expecting to see Xellos sneaking through the street. (Violet)
55) ...you change your wardrobe to fit that of your favorite character. (Violet)
56) ...you start hitting people with pillows and shouting, "Light come forth!" (Violet)
57) ...you call the people around you Slayers characters.
(Violet)
58) ...people accuse you of being married to Valgaav. (Violet)
59) ...you build a shrine to your favorite character in your room, burning incense and worshipping it daily. (Sara)
60) ...you call your boyfriend or the guy you have a crush on "Zelly". (Sara)
61) ...you use the Ra Tilt on your English teacher everytime she makes you mad. (Sara)
62) ...you have Zelgadiss pictures covering the walls of your room. (Sara)
63) ...you dress up as your favorite character and walk around casually in public. (Sara)
64) ...you have a Zelgadiss themed desktop. (Sara)
65) ...you keep rocks as pets. (Sara)
66) ...you carry a mace around to whap people who look under your skirt or piss you off. (Sara)
67) ...and you call your mace "Mace-Sama". (Sara)
68) ...you wish you could turn into a Golden Dragon. (Sara)
69) ...and you can. (Sara)
70) ...your friends accidently call you by a Slayers
character's name.
71) ...and they do it constantly.
72) ...you went and got red hair extensions and a trenchcoat for everyday wear. (Sir Blaze)
73) ...you put Slayers references in everything you write. (Sir Blaze)
74) ...your English 'analysis of cinema ' assignment is entitled: "The Slayers: An Example of Japanese Cinema and Sophisitication... (Sir Blaze)
75) ...and starts out with, "In the beginning, there was the Lord of Nightmares. And she was good..." (Sir Blaze)
76) ...your friends start to learn Japanese. (my buddy
SkyeWolf)
77) ...your friends buy the tapes / DVDs or try to make
copies of them. (my buddy
SkyeWolf)
78) ...you don't think any other anime will every be as
good. (my buddy
SkyeWolf)
79) ...you can't watch any other anime; Slayers is the one
and only. (my buddy
SkyeWolf)
80) ...you put up pictures that you printed of your favorite character and turn it into wall paper. (Washu)
81) ...you write a song / a poem about Slayers. (my buddy SkyeWolf)
82) ...you correograph a dance to a Slayers song. (my buddy SkyeWolf)
83) ...you have 20+ Slayers sites bookmarked. (my buddy
SkyeWolf)
84) ...your e-mail address has something to do with Slayers. (my buddy SkyeWolf)
85) ...you have dreams about Slayers. (my buddy
SkyeWolf)
86) ...your friends dress up as Slayers for Halloween or
Conventions. (my buddy
SkyeWolf)
87) ...you're friends see you eat at a restaurant and start calling you Lina on purpose. (Helen Temmen)
88) ...you start refering to your little sister as "Amelia" regardless of whatever her name is. (Bill Taylor)
89) ...you buy yourself a pilgrim hat and you start stalking blonde haired guys and/or you get married to women with green hair and poor taste in wardrobe. (Bill Taylor)
90) ...you know Xellos' heritage. (goes with #1) (Artemis)
91) ...you actually found a guy who looked like Valgaav at your school (but then he let the dye grow out of his hair and you stopped liking him). (Artemis)
92) ...while searching the internet for Slayers pics you
can tell the difference between nearly perfect fan art pics and
official ones by the slight differences (i.e.-the clasp on Xellos'
cape is on the wrong side).
(Artemis)
93) ...your younger sibling reminds you of Gourry (as
disturbing as it is). (Eevee)
94) ...you stay up all night trying to think of another "you know you watch too much Slayers when..." (Eevee)
95) ...you wish you could look like one of the characters. (Eevee)
96) ...you think red eyes are cool!
(Eevee)
97) ...one of your friends makes you marry (in a story) a character from Slayers. (Eevee)
98) ...and you have no problem with it! @_@
99) ...you wonder if Zelgadis' hair really does grow back. (Eevee)
100) ...you wonder if Amelia and Naga really are sisters. (Eevee)
101) ...you know Amelia and Naga are sisters.
(Eevee)
102) ...you wonder how the Slayers would act as cats. (Eevee)
103) ...you begin asking yourself, "What would happen if Gourry and Lina got married?" (Starling)
104) ...you begin asking your self, "What would happen if Filia and Xellos got married?" (Starling)
105) ...you cry at the end of Next every time you watch it, even though you already know everything works out okay. (Christina) (Well, one time I actually got teary just listening to a BGM from the last episode off of my CD... @_@)
106) ...if you're writing a comic, all of your characters either look like Slayers characters, sound like them, or are them! (Starling)
107) ...you start thinking up characters that all have crushes on Zelgadiss. (Starling) (Okay, that's... kind of... scary.)
108) ...you like it when Gourry gets beat up. (Starling)
109) ...you forget to do your homework because you are thinking up more "you know you watch too much Slayers when..."'s. (Starling)
110) ...you have a kid following you around at school asking, "What's Slayers? AND WHY THE HECK DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME GOURRY?!?" (Starling)
111) ...and you pretend to Giga Slave him. (Starling)
112) ...you drive your peers insane by singing "Otome no Inori" whenever you do your victory pose. (Starling)
113) ...you drive Dragonteenager insane because you keep sending her "you know you watch too much Slayers when..."'s (Starling) (Hmm... I can't say I have... ^o^)
114) ...you wonder if Zel ever does find the Claire Bible. (Starling)
115) ...you want to be like Naga. (Starling) (@_@)
116) ...you start claiming to be Kopii Rezo. (Starling)
117) ...you take a test online and you are. (Starling)
118) ...you feel sorry for Kopii Rezo. (Starling)
119) ...you feel sorry for Phibrizzo. (Starling)
120) ...you die laughing because of Gourry saying,"What's a Fiance? Is it a pickle?" (Starling) (Well, I haven't died yet, but that's an inside joke among some of my friends and I! ^-^)
121) ...you can find every little detail in the show.
(Starling)
122) ... you've lost count a long time ago.
123) ...you wonder what ever hapened to Femille after the
Slayers left...
124) ...you print of pictures from the Slayers to make a coloring book for yourself when you're bored. (Hizoku)
125) ...you have more than one floppy disk full of Slayers pics. (Hizoku)
126) ...you've spent over one hundred dollars on Slayers
videos. (Hizoku)
127) ...you've spent over two hundred dollars on
Slayers videos. (Hizoku)
128) ...everyone who knows you is well aware of the fact
that you're obsessed with Slayers.
(Hizoku)
129) ...they buy you Slayers tapes/DVDs. (Hizoku)
130) ...on the Slayers DVDs you switch back and forth
between Japanese and English to see what the different versions sound
like. (Hizoku)
131) ...you fight with your friend over who's the hottest. (Hizoku)
132) ...you get really offended when somebody disses the
Slayers. (Hizoku)
133) ...you often don't get important things done (I.E. homework, chores, etc.) because Slayers is more important. (Hizoku)
134) ...your little brother, who used to love Slayers, now groans when you pull out one of the videos. (Hizoku)
135) ...you find evil men sexy and cute. (Hizoku)
136) ...you wonder "If Rezo's blind... than why doesn't he
run into things? Why does he have candles lit? How does he know what
'red' is?" (Hizoku)
137) ...your younger brother runs around with a glowing sword claiming to be your protector. (Hizoku)
138) ...you play along with him and pretend to be Lina. (Hizoku)
139) ...and your older siblings wonder why they're being refered to as Amelia and Zelgadis and your mother as Shabrinigdo. (Hizoku)
140) ...you draw magic circles constantly to try to resurrect your favorite Dark Lord. (M-Sama)
141) ... and you succeed. (M-Sama) (Whoa, I sure hope that doesn't happen! O_o)
142) ...you sit for hours wondering, "What is Phibrizo wearing?!?" (M-Sama)
143) ...you break multiple body parts from jumping off high places in order to pull off justice speeches. (M-Sama)
144) ...you try to eat like Lina, but end up vomiting because your stomach couldn't handle the intake. (M-Sama)
145) ...you wonder how much shampoo Gaav uses on his hair. (M-Sama)
146) ...and how long he takes to brush it. (M-Sama)
147) ...you develop a fear for any little ten year-old in fear of them 'crushing your soul orb'. (M-Sama)
148) ...you create little paper dolls out of your favorite
Slayers characters and play with them constantly.
(M-Sama)
149) ...whenever you're watching any episode and your favorite character comes on, you cheer/wave banners/glomp the t.v./prase them/etc. , and whenever someone comes on that you hate, you boo/hiss/throw things at the t.v./curse them/etc. (M-Sama)
150) ...you wonder if anyone could be as (insert adjetive here) as (insert character here) Example: "Is anyone as dumb as Gourry?" or "Is anyone as gloomy as Zelgadis?" (M-Sama)
151) ...you think Xelloss is watching you from up on a rafter/tree/building. (M-Sama)
152) ...you and your friends fight over pictures of Gourry (even if it's a really small one). (Kelly Meads)
153) ...you beat up your friend's older sister for drawing all over your favorite pic of *insert fave character here* in an attempt for humor. (Kelly Meads)
154) ...you try and keep your friends from printing lyrics to your favorite character's image songs so you can have them all to yourself. (Kelly Meads)
155) ...you believe in "the bamboo branch of immortality". (Kenny Crappell)
156) ...you try to make the pledge of immortality with your sibling. (Kenny Crappell)
157) ...you succeed. (Kenny Crappell)
158) ...you wake up screaming, "Flare Arrow!" (Kenny Crappell)
159) ...you attempt to create a full course Dragon Cuisine out of your pets. (Kenny Crappell) (>_<)
160) ...you begin referring to your computer as the Claire Bible. (Kenny Crappell)
161) ...you threaten to eat anyone who will not call you Lord on Nightmares. (Kenny Crappell)
162) ...you make a curse out of pure obsession. (Kenny Crappell)
163) ...you begin to love/hate anyone who stands for justice (depending on how you feel about Amelia). (Kenny Crappell)
164) ...you wish you could have eyes like Xellos. (Nightmare Echidna)
165) ...you've gone to great lengths to get eyes like Xellos. (Nightmare Echidna)
166) ...you've worn make-up for a year so you could look like Xellos. (Nightmare Echidna)
167) ...sometimes you wonder if Xellos made a better girl. (Nightmare Echidna)
168) ...you cracked up when Zel announced he had split
ends. (Nightmare
Echidna)
169) ...you dyed your hair purple and when people asked you why, you raised your finger in the air and said, "That is a secret!" (Nightmare Echidna)
170) ...you thought Gourry was a very attractive woman. (Nightmare Echidna)
171) ...you got breast reductions so your Lina Inverse costume would fit right. (Nightmare Echidna)
172) ...you knew all those ladies were men. (Nightmare Echidna)
173) ...you insist on calling Zelgadis "Mr. Zelgabunny". (Nightmare Echidna)
174) ...you're engaged to a pickle. (Nightmare Echidna)
175) ...you've contemplated the name and intellegence level of a child of Lina and Gourry. (Nightmare Echidna)
176) ...you really want Amelia to quit with the "Mister and Miss" stuff. (Nightmare Echidna)
177) ...this site belongs to you!
(Nightmare Echidna)
178) ...you mistakenly call your (girl/boy)friend a Slayers character's name(s). (Nightmare Echidna)
179) ...they don't get mad. (Nightmare Echidna)
180) ...they kinda like it. (Nightmare Echidna)
181) ...you blew up the science lab, then demanded payment for eliminating the Blob of Infinite Death! (Nightmare Echidna)
182) ...you were able to distinguish all of the English voices that had been used before and who their voice was used for. (Nightmare Echidna)
183) ...you have contemplated the secret of the Claire Bible. (Nightmare Echidna)
184) ...you think it has something to do with yogurt. (Nightmare Echidna) (Umm... ok. Don't ask me...)
185) ...you fall in love with Lina and can't stop thinking if you will ever meet anyone like her. (Lance)
186) ...you really want to have a second life. (I mean, you live in this boring world and when you go to sleep you enter your imaginary Slayers world and get out of it when you awake, and you want this to happen every night in your life!) (Lance)
187) ...you would like Xellos to visit you in school and say that he's going to take you to the Slayers world. (Lance)
188) ...you say at least once "It's a secret" to everybody you talk to. (Lance)
189) ...you notice that Millie Nocturne from "Lost
Universe", from the same man who gave you "Slayers", looks like
Amelia with blonde hair.
(Bill Taylor)
190) ...you wonder which big name actors would make good Slayers in a live action movie of the show (let's see, for Gourry you need a guy who looks kind of like a younger Kevin "Hercules" Sorbo, for Zelgadis maybe Ewan McGregor, for Lina...) (Bill Taylor)
191) ...you wonder which big name actors would make good voices for the Slayers in an english dubbed movie of Slayers. (Bill Taylor)
192) ...you get so tired of Lina's erratically whimsical behavior that you watch the end of "The Stolen Sword of Light: The End of the Deman Dragon King!" where Gourry is kidnapped by Phibrizzo, and the opening of "The Menacing Swordsman: A Journey of Reunion!" to see Lina looking really sad and depressed so you can revel in her grief. (Bill Taylor)
193) ...you think up deathmatches for the Slayers cast against other people/characters. (i.e.: Lina Inverse VS Shannen Doherty, Spider-Man VS Gourry Gabriev, Spider-Man enemy Venom VS Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis VS Ben Grimm/The Thing from "Fantastic Four", Amelia VS Millie from "Lost Universe", Lina Inverse VS Gandolf the Wizard, Wizard of Oz's Scarecrow VS Gourry Gabriev, Darth Vader VS Gourry Gabriev, Darth Maul VS Gourry Gabriev, etc.) (Bill Taylor)
194) ...you discuss with friends which Slayers character you'd most want to be in order (1) Gourry for his Sword of Light, among other things (2) Zel for his rock hard body, most useful against baddies, and (3) Prince Philionel el de Seyruun [AKA: Amelia's dad or daddy] because there's something very superhuman about him and he has that Wolverine haircut) (Bill Taylor)
195) ...you try to think up "You Know You Watch Way Too Much Slayers When..." lists. (Bill Taylor)
196) (this one's aimed particularly to all the Gourry Gabriev fans) ...you get so sick and tired of watching Gourry get abused (either by Lina for saying something wrong or not being familiar with something she considers common knowledge or getting abused for comic relief in general) that you watch the episode "The Menacing Swordsmen! A Journey of Reunion!" over and over again so you can watch all the other Slayers run for their lives as Gourry (under Hellmaster's spell and decked out in medieval Darth Vader gear) fights them all mercilessly and throws their spells right back in their faces. (Bill Taylor)
197) ...you support the cannon couplings so much that you go to sites that have polls to decide who's with who and you notice that in the Zel poll Lina is beating Amelia, so you go there everyday to vote Amelia to help her catch up and take her true place as Zel's one and only (This can apply to L/G too.) (Bill Taylor)
198) ...you base all of your schoolwork (somehow) onto Slayers episodes. (invistar)
199) ...you change your name to one of the Slayers characters, including your last name. (invistar)
200) ...your best friend tells you to stop talking like Lina Inverse when you aren't even trying. (Mish)
201) ...you start criticizing your own works whenever someone tells you how good they are. (i.e.,they're pretty good but they're a pile of junk compared to Hajime Kanzaka's talent!) (Mish)
202) ...you have to take all the Slayers pictures out of your fanart binder and move them to a separate binder because there are too many. (Mish)
203) ...your friends expect you to bring something from Slayers to school every day (mangas, fanarts, cards) and get angry when you don't. (Mish)
204) ...your friends can rattle off every single Slayers
character by heart due to you talking too much about it and/or
forcing them to watch the movies.
(cjcreynolds)
205) ...you make up a story about Xelloss being ordered by Zellas-sama to come take you to the Slayers world because you are somehow related to one of the characters and/or you are valuable as a Mazoku. (cjcreynolds)
206) ...and when you are taken there, you end up being as/almost as powerful as the Lord of Nightmares. (cjcreynolds)
207) ...and then you have Xelloss fall in love with you. (cjcreynolds)
208) ...and then marry you. (cjcreynolds)
209) ...and then have everyone live happily ever after except for the characters that you hate. (cjcreynolds)
210) ...you wonder what Gourry's brains taste like. (Nic) (@_@)
211) ...you wonder how Lina got all those gold dragons to
work for her in TRY.
(Nic)
212) ...you actually have shown your mom Slayers and she liked Kopii Rezo's girlish laugh. (Nic)
213) ...you replay again and again the wierd little intermissions that crack in NEXT. (Nic)
214) ...you have translated the full Claire Bible text in NEXT. (Nic)
215) ...you know what the food tastes like in Slayers because you made them. (Nic)
216) ...you talk in your sleep about Slayers. (Nic)
217) ...when you hear somone say the word 'justice', you think "don't get Amelia started". (Lina)
218) ...you want your b/f to dye his hair purple, or your g/f to dye her hair red. (Lina)
219) ...you think Gourry is the reason they came up with the phrase "dumb blonde". (Lina)
220) ...you fit 50 to 100 of these. (Lina)
221) ...you fit all of these. (Lina)
222) ...you buy a Zangulus hat on Ebay. (MistyMew) (^o^)
223) ...you think you're Xellos and walk around with your eyes closed. (MistyMew)
224) ...you swing around a black stick screaming "Ragna Blade!!!" (MistyMew)
225) ...you ask your friends to call you Gourry. (Lulie-chan)
226) ...you think one of your friends looks like Xelloss sometimes. (Lulie-chan)
227) ...you go bankrupted dew to getting to much Slayers stuff. (Lulie-chan)
228) ...you ask your friends who haven't even heard of Slayers to think of 'You Know You Watch Too Much Slayers When...''s. (Lulie-chan)
229) ...you look at your money and wonder why it dosen't look like the money Lina has... (Lulie-chan)
230) ...you barge into your sibling's room and yell stuff about you killing bandits and your name is Lina Inverse then grab his/her piggy bank and run. (Lulie-chan)
231) ...you ask if your college offers Brass Rackets as an athletic course. (Q The Prince)
232) ...you carry around a pair of sunglasses just in case someone casts a Dragon Slave. (Ivyral Falcona)
233) ...you refer to your mom as Beastmaster. (Ivyral Falcona)
234) ...The Lord of Nightmares is your hero. (Ivyral Falcona)
235) ...you fear your older sister. (Ivyral Falcona)
236) ...you would have liked to have seen Darkstar and Shabranigdo fight each other. (Ivyral Falcona)
237) ...you watch the part where Xellos gets hurt by Gaav and then sit in your room for hours wondering what the anatomy of a monster is. (Ivyral Falcona)
238) ...your food bill per day is over $100. (Ivyral Falcona)
239) ...you predict the answers to your history test by letting the Fire Dragon King possess you. (Ivyral Falcona)
240) ...you mutter under your breath when someone says "Life is Wonderful" (Ivyral Falcona)
241) ...your friends say "Life is Wonderful" to you because they think it's funny to watch you mutter under your breath. (Ivyral Falcona)
242) ...the first time you saw Gaav you thought "Why is he wearing a raincoat?" (Ivyral Falcona)
243) ...you still wonder "Why is he wearing a raincoat?" (Ivyral Falcona)
244) ...you have that picture of Gaav in a cheerleader's outfit hanging in your room. (Ivyral Falcona)
245) ...you wish you could play the guitar as well as
Zelgadis. (Ivyral
Falcona)
246) ...you carry a paper and pen with you just in case you think up another "You Know You Watch Too Much Slayers When...". (Ivyral Falcona)
247) ...for your biology project you scientificly classify all the beasts and magical beasts in Slayers. (Ivyral Falcona)
248) ...you get an A. (Ivyral Falcona)
249) ...you insist on walking everywere, even if it takes ten days to get there. (Taylorpelto)
250) ...you name your Chao (Sonic Adventure) after Slayers
characters.
251) ...you make download Slayers skins for the Sims off of the internet.
252) ...you make your own.
253) ...on the Sims, you laugh your head off and feel
terrible at the same time when Zelgadis kills himself on expresso.
254) ...you know all of the Japanese and/or English voice
actors/actresses by name.
255) ...you learn to recognize them in other roles.
256) ...you're deathly afraid of small gold-colored christmas tree balls. (Sentry 22)
257) ...somehow, you can think up a Slayers crossover with anything. (Sentry 22)
258) ...you've attempted to create a 3-D model of a Slayers character for a computer game. (Sentry 22)
259) ...you've considered buying and using red-tinted contact lenses for the authentic Lina look. (Sentry 22)
260) ...you actively wonder who took over Phibrizzo's job after his demise at the end of Next. (Sentry 22)
261) ...and if the position is vacant, would instantly volunteer as it'd get you to the Slayers universe. (Sentry 22)
262) ...you impishly try to convince someone to name their unborn child after a Slayers character before you tell them that it is a name off of an anime. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
263) ...your sister walks in the room you scream,"LUNA!! AAAHHHH!!!!!" and run as far and fast as you can. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
264) ...your sister believes you have nicknamed her Luna. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
265) ...your stuck borrowing movies from a friend because it's the quickest way to find out what happens next. (my buddy Raven Aiyes) (Heh heh... and I'm the friend!)
266) ...that friend catches on to you. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
267) ...you borrow them again to show another Slayer deprived friend. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
268) ...you refer to people who have never seen Slayers as 'deprived'. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
269) ...you imagine how your wedding would be if you were marrying a Slayers character. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
270) ...the marriage becomes a fan fic. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
271) ...and the fan fic becomes a popular story. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
272) ...until they found out who was getting married to whom. (my buddy Raven Aiyes)
273) ...you wonder why Amelia's casting of Dark Mist to
escape from Kopii Rezo would be effective when he's supposed to have
all the abilities of the original blind Rezo.
(Three-Headed Naga)
274) ...you use a Slayers character for your Primary AOL sign-in name (even if you have to misspell it to avoid needing a number ^^). (Henry)
275) ...you play a Slayers character in a non Slayers RP room. (Henry)
276) ...you have your computer completely set up in Slayers themes and skins for all your media players, and you search the web for more. (Henry)
277) ...you make up stories in your head where you get to marry Xellos Mettalium. (L-Sama)
278) ...you still are wondering: Just who did change
Lina's clothes?!
(Kuja2001)
279) ...you can name at least 8 or 9 other characters from
video games and anime played by one of the Japanese voice actors.
(Kuja2001)
280) ...and you aren't Japanese.
(Kuja2001)
281) ...you are afraid of any senior citizens dressed in heroic uniforms that look like they're straight out of Marvel comics. (Heck, that'd scare anyone...) (Kuja2001)
282) ...you are still wondering why Lina didn't ask about
Zel's cure when she was using the Claire Bible.
(Kuja2001)
283) ...you've bought every tape and/or DVD of all three
seasons...
(Kuja2001)
284) ...within the timespan of 2 months... (Kuja2001)
285) ...you also own the OVAs and movies as well... (Kuja2001)
286) ...all of the aforementioned are also legal (i.e., no copies, computer downloads, etc.) (Kuja2001)
287) ... you think up a list of 20 of these things and forget them all when you go to type them up. (Kuja2001)
288) ... you make a COMPLETE fansite to a couple (ie, not just pictures)... (Kuja2001)
289) ... it is an alternate couple/hinted-but-not-canon couple (Zel/Lina, Gourry/Sylphiel)... (Kuja2001)
290) ...you've actually received e-mails saying how your information converted someone to believing in that couple. (Kuja2001)
291) ...(for the dub) you kept track of when Valgaav had a British accent and when he didn't... (Kuja2001) (Heh heh...)
292) ... and you ended up raving and complaining to your fellow Slayers friends about when he didn't and when he did... (Kuja2001)
293) ... and you declared that you missed it severely when he didn't. (Kuja2001)
294) ... Jillas's voice bugs you so much in the dub that you change the language to Japanese and turn on the subtitles just so you don't have to listen to Meowth... (Kuja2001) (Yes, I admit, it is kind of creepy...)
295) ... and you do the same for Xellos, minus the Meowth part. (Kuja2001)
296) ...(only for people who've watched the dub in the correct order) you thought Zelgadis' original voice (Daniel Cronin) was cool... (Kuja2001)
297) ...and, in turn, you go to a bunch of voice actor search engines trying to look up stuff about Daniel Cronin and find nothing on record... (Kuja2001)
298) ...and then, upon coming to episode 18, you get mad when Zelgadis' new voice (Crispin Freeman) throws you for a loop... (Kuja2001)
299) ...but, after watching the rest of the episode, you like his new voice, too... (Kuja2001)
300) ...and after watching NEXT and TRY, you can't stand watching the first 13 episodes of the original because Zelgadis' (and Amelia's) old voices now scare you too much. (Kuja2001)
301) ...you suddenly remember the rest of the list that you forgot 14 entries earlier. (Kuja2001)
302) ...you bought the DVD boxed set of any of the seasons just for the character sketches on the D discs. (Kuja2001)
303) ...you laugh in the middle of Biology class at a Slayers scene running through your head. (Kuja2001)
304) ...you can recall those aforementioned scenes in perfect detail after not watching Slayers for a month. (Wait, a month?! What kind of Slayers fan are you!?!? ^.^) (Kuja2001)
305) ...you start this list with only 3 in mind but get up to 28... and are still going strong. (Kuja2001)
306) ...your anime-hating brother/sister came downstairs when you first saw the show, watched less than five minutes, and immediately became hooked... (Kuja2001)
307) ...they actually proceeded to watch to the end of the first season... (Kuja2001)
308) ...they watched the entire season of TRY... (Kuja2001)
309) ...they also watched the entire season of NEXT... (Kuja2001)
310) ...and finally, they watched the Femille episode, freaked out for a second, and watched the rest of the season just for the heck of it. (Kuja2001)
311) ...upon hearing the word "Justice" you avoid being below any high places in fear of being fallen on. (Kuja2001)
312) ...you know you'll never eat fish again unless you gut it yourself to make sure the guts are taken out. (Of course, that's just as disgusting) (Kuja2001) (I never eat fish period. ^o^)
313) ...you always overprice things you are selling. (Often three or four times the street value) (Kuja2001)
314) ...you wonder what kind of toothpaste Zelgadis uses to get rid of those coffee stains on his teeth. (Kuja2001) (Good question... >_< Blech!)
315) ...you wonder why Lina wears jewels that explode. (Kuja2001)
316) ...you try to envision what Lina would have looked like if that guy didn't keep her from entering the Spring of Growth. (Kuja2001) (ICK!!)
317) ...you stay up all night thinking how Zelgadis would look better in boxers and Gourry in briefs. (Kuja2001)
318) ...you still wonder how Lina could have been mistaken
for a guy. (Kuja2001)
319) ...and Zelgadis as a girl.
(Kuja2001)
320) ...you still wonder: Just what was Zel dreaming
about in the Wonderland episode?
(Kuja2001)
321) ...you think that Zelgadis' sad faces in the Dragon
Cuisine episode are so cute. (especially the second time they
have to drop anchor)
(Kuja2001)
322) ...you go through every underwater sequence in the
aforementioned episode in slow motion to catch all of Zel's and
Gourry's expressions (i.e. Zel being dragged along the lake floor and
crashing into rocks).
(Kuja2001)
323) ...you think that Zel made a perfect "delicate, young, beautiful wife". (also in the aforementioned episode) (Kuja2001)
324) ...you noticed that the Supreme Elder and Saigram had the same voice actor in English. (Kuja2001) (Oh... I didn't realize that...)
325) ...you wonder what happened to Milgazia. (Did the
Outworlders kill all the dragons or just the ones serving at the
temple?) (Kuja2001)
326) ...every time you see the TRY eyecatches of the individual characters you think of rabbits (Have you ever noticed the size of their feet?)É (Kuja2001)
327) ...and you claim to see little cottonball tails in each one. (Kuja2001)
328) ...you wonder how Lina's (borrowed) horse could hold a
handkerchief.
(Kuja2001)
329) ...you think Zel should have worn a cowboy hat when he was playing the guitar just to complete the mood. (Kuja2001)
330) ...you think Phibrizzo's adorable... (Kuja2001)
331) ...even after you hear his insane laugh. (Kuja2001)
332) ...you wonder what the Sakasakamitsuki turtle (from Manga issue 1) actually looked like. (Kuja2001)
333) ...you've actually heard of the "Sakasakamitsuki turtle"! @_@ (I've never heard of that! I guess I haven't looked through the manga enough...)
334) ...you strongly believe that Tiiba was not a chicken, but instead merely a misunderstood character. (Kuja2001)
335) ...you wish they would make a fourth season just to see Dynast (Deep Sea Dolphin may also apply). (Kuja2001)
336) ...you get on PrintShop and make customized calendars featuring your favorite character(s). (Kuja2001)
337) ...you wish there was another "Pretty Lina's Magic
Lecture". (Kuja2001)
338) ...you have seen every glimpse-frame (the little
flashes that appear during somebody getting hit) throughout all three
seasons (i.e. chibi Zelgadis holding a rose, the penguins, fish, and
ghosts). (Kuja2001)
339) ...you send in around 60 YKYWTMSW's all at once! (Did you notice 278 - 338? @_@ Whoa!)
340) ...you name your pets after your favorite couple(s). (Chibi Hearts)
341) ...you attempt to source the series in a paper. (R Carlson)
342) ...a conversation you had with one of your friends goes like this: "You remind me of Lina Inverse because your both flat-chested... OW, MY ARM!!!" (Luna)
343) ...you drive your parents insane when you play your Japanese Slayers CDs in the car. (Luna)
344) ...you almost get into a car crash because of it. (Luna)
345) ...you can sing the Slayers songs in Japanese backwards. (Luna)
346) ...you draw a fan comic where you get sucked into the Slayers dimension where you and Xellos gradually become a couple. (Luna)
347) ...you use the phrase "Sore wa himitsu desu!" enough to creep out even Xellos. (Luna)
348) ...at family get togethers (i.e. Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter... etc.) you try to explain what Slayers is, so they will hopefully get the hint and give you Slayers stuff for presents on holidays and your B-day. (Luna)
349) ...you realize how hopeless that is since they barely remembered Pokemon and just ask for cash so you can buy it yourself. (Luna)
350) ...you want to be like Naga The White Serpent in every way... (Luna)
351) ...and it doesn't scare you. (Luna)
352) ...your 50 years old and still do most of the things on this list. (Luna)
353) ...heck, you're 50 years old and just reading this list! (Luna)
354) ...you fill your high school yearbook with pictures of the Slayers. (Luna)
355) ...you buy an Amelia outfit off of ebay and run around your school campus trying to "punish" people, while screaming justice speeches. (Luna)
356) ...you die your hair white and proclaim that you have defeated Shabranigdo. (Luna)
357) ...you take an archery class and say "Flare Arrow" or "Freeze Arrow" everytime you attempt to hit the target. (Luna)
358) ...you run around the house screaming Giga/Dragon Slave!! (Luna)
359) ...you jump out of your second story window trying to fly by using a Ray Wing... (Luna)
360) ...thinking that there's something wrong with the window, you jump off your roof instead... (Luna)
361) ...feeling that the Ray Wing is too advanced for you, you jump out of the above mentioned window shouting- "Levitation!"... (Luna)
362) ...your sure that something is wrong with the window, and jump off of your roof again yelling "Levitation!"... (Luna)
363) ...you actually thought it worked... (Luna)
364) ...your neigboors don't call 911 when you do this anymore. (Luna)
365) ...you use gel to spike up your hair like Zelgadiss. (Luna)
366) ...you travel around the world looking for Rezo's lair. (Luna)
367) ...you try to make a chimera. (Luna)
368) ...you try to make those little mind control gems that you saw in the first season... (Luna)
369) ...you tape one of them to someone's forehead and start ordering them around. (Luna)
370) ...you own every episode of Slayers in every format (dubbed, subtitled, original Japanese version, on DVD and VHS, along with a copy of every manga in existence including the two that are in english). (Luna)
371) ...you make a temple in your room to Zoemalagustar. (Luna)
372) ...you truely believe that the Slayers are living in Japan. (Luna)
373) ...you go there in hopes of meeting one of them. (Luna)
374) ...you only go after guys who resemble your Slayers crush. (Luna)
375) ...the nurses and doctors know you on the first name basis after your many attempts to fly. (Luna)
376) ...you call your friends "namagomi". (Luna)
377) ...you were lost at sea for weeks when you went looking for that fantasy island place that Lina and Zelgadiss ended up on. (Luna)
378) ...your friends don't look at you weird when you do all of this anymore. (Luna)
379) ...you scream "Fireball" at akward times. (Luna)
380) ...you come to this site five times a day. (Luna) (Aww... I feel so loved... ^^)
381) ...you legally change your name to Lina, Amelia, Filia, Zelgadiss, Xellos, Goury, Martina, Gaav, etc. (Luna)
382) ...you refuse to leave the house when it's "that time of the month". (Luna) (If only... -_-)
383) ...you tend to have Lina-like mood swings. (Luna)
384) ...you try to blow up your school with a Dragon Slave. (Luna)
385) ...you take a lighter and try to make mini Fireballs that you claim to be doing with magic. (Luna)
386) ...you dig up your back yard looking for a Claire Bible manuscript. (Luna)
387) ...you feel slightly disappointed when all you have to show for it is a few hundred dollars. (Luna)
388) ...you get ticked off when your parents ground you, and use the money you found to fix the backyard. (Luna)
389) ...you can read rune manuscripts (you know, the language that was on those stone tablets of the Claire Bible when we first saw Auntie Aqua or the last remaining thoughts of the Water Dragon King). (Luna)
390)...you learn how to sew and make an outfit exactly like Lina's (or Zelgadiss' if your a guy). (Luna)
391) ...it's the only thing you'll wear. (Luna)
392) ...you run around your house with a butter knife and try to act like Gourry (that includes yelling "light come forth"). (Luna)
393) ...your confused when it doesn't turn into the Sword of Light. (Luna)
394) ...you exercise every day so you'll be ready to fight Darkstar if he trys to destroy the Earth. (Luna)
395) ...you wait every night thinking that Zelgadiss will come through your bedroom door, sweep you up in his arms and fly you away with him. (Luna) (Ha ha... ^o^)
396) ...you've caught all of the Slayers Bishonen and Bishoujo. (Luna)
397) ...you let your list of YKYWTMSW list in your "mail waiting to be sent" file, just so you could try to break the record in #339 of this list. (Luna)
398) ...you sing the Slayers theme songs on your way to school (i.e- Taking the bus...) (Luna)
399) ...your friends are singing with you, including the ones who don't watch the show. (Luna)
400) ...some other kid on the bus you don't even know joins in. (Luna)
401) ...a blonde transfer student wearing a long pink dress is in your class, and one day you lifted up her skirt to see if she had a tail. (Luna)
402) ...you dyed a piece of rope gold tied it around your waist and put a pink bow on the end. (Luna)
403) ...you wore it to school. (Luna)
404) ...you can recite every Slayers spell without pausing. (Luna)
405) ...you start thinking that your math teacher might be a mazoku. (Luna)
406) ...you've bookmarked every single Slayers site on the web. (Luna)
407) ...your teachers start asking you if you'll lend them a tape of Slayers. (Luna)
408) ...you pray for a fourth Slayers series every day. (Luna)
409) ...you start wondering why eating all that food didn't make Lina fat. (Luna)
410) ...you listen for the sound of windchimes when a blind man is nearby. (Luna)
411) ...you yell at your computer when you search "Slayers" and get Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (Luna)
412) ...you demand Dragon Cuisine at your local restaurant... (Luna)
413) ...and file a lawsuit when they say they don't have any. (Luna)
414) ...you don't understand how you lived before you watched Slayers. (Luna)
415) ...you go to the library and ask for a copy of the Claire Bible. (Luna)
416) ...and then say, "Sorry, I forgot it possessed limitless knowledge", and walk away amidst the stares of everyone currently in the library. (Luna)
417) ...you draw a couple pictures of yourself as an anime character with your favorite Slayers character. (Lady Dragon)
418) ...you fantasize about your favorite characters in class instead of listening to the teacher. (Lady Dragon)
419) ...you print off a lot of pictures of characters. (Lady Dragon)
420) ...you show off your favorite character to your friends saying "Isn't he hot?" - even to guys. (Or 'she' to girls) (Lady Dragon)
421) ...your guy friend teases you, saying you're obsessed. (Lady Dragon)
422) ...you grin and say "So?" Why deny it? (Lady Dragon)
423) ...you cry and get really depressed because Valgaav dies. (Lady Dragon)
424) ...but then you tell yourself that he's really not dead, and it just looks like he dies. (Lady Dragon)
425) ...that way he can run off and get a girlfriend and later get married. (Wishful thinking...) (Lady Dragon)
426) ...you think Gourry makes a cute girl. (Lady Dragon)
426) ...you think the gay dragon has good taste. (Lady Dragon)
427) ...you try to think of ways to cross-over into the Slayers Universe. (Lady Dragon)
428) ...you took the "Which Slayers Character Would Be Your Friend" quiz, and you got your favorite character. (Lady Dragon)
429) ...you fantasize about the wedding that you would have with them. (Lady Dragon)
430) ...you get so excited thinking about your favorite character, that you forget what you wanted to add to this list. (Lady Dragon)
431) ...you despise Filia because she gets grabbed by Val and you want to be in her place. (Lady Dragon) (Whoa... @_@)
432) ...but you really don't hate her because she's so funny around Xellos. (Lady Dragon)
433) ...you think mazoku are really cool. (Especially Xellos.) (Lady Dragon)
434) ...you laugh maniacally when the Slayers characters take a beating from Valgaav. (Lady Dragon)
435) ...you don't understand exactly why you do this because you like them too. (Lady Dragon)
436) ...you think dragons make good-looking humans, such
Valgaav and Milgasia. (Lady
Dragon)
437) ...right before lunch at school you think "BOOM DI WIND" because you are so hungry. (Mike Susina)
438) ...you think of your cafeteria food as "a delicacy from the outer world". (Mike Susina)
439) ...when you refer to people who don't watch Slayers/people and hate it as "heathens". (Mike Susina)
440) ...that kid following you screaming "What's Slayers? AND WHY THE HECK DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME GOURRY?!" finally gives up and walks away. (Little Vixen)
441) ...you remember that you hired him to do that so you run after him. (Little Vixen)
442) ...you've read all of these. (Little Vixen)
443) ...you've remembered all of these. (Little Vixen)
444) ...you try to do all of these, which would explain why the heck you hired that blond kid to scream at you all day. (Little Vixen)
445) ...everytime you meet someone you don't like you yell out "life is wonderful" to make sure that they aren't mazoku. (Little Vixen)
446) ...you faint every time you see a pic of Zelgadis. (Little Vixen)
447) ...your brother only draws Lina and some person he made up. (Little Vixen)
448) ...when you're in drama club and your teacher asks you to do an impression of someone, you climb on a desk and draw a little catface on the tip of your finger and start babbling some thing about "Justice". (Little Vixen)
448) ...you get an A+. (Little Vixen)
449) ...you grow your hair out to look like Xellos. (Dan)
450) ...you wear your homemade Xellos costume when you watch Slayers. (Dan)
451) ...you say "Yare yare!" whenever things get out of
hand. (Dan)
452) ...you build your own staff after seeing Xellos'. (Dan)
453) ...and it is an excellent replica. (Dan)
454) ...you think for days on where to find contacts to make your eyes look like Xellos'. (Dan)
455) ...you really do try to close your eyes whenever possible. (Dan)
456) ...you love Xellos' japanese voice.
(Dan)
457) ...you have a picture of Xellos with you in school at all times. (Dan)
458) ...you wish that you had Xellos' skills. (Dan)
459) ...you call yourself a mazoku all of the time. (Dan)
460) ...you try and laugh like Xellos, and fall backwards like him. (Dan)
461) ...you take supplies from the art room to work on your Xellos sculpture/memorial. (Dan)
462) ...you hold your Xellos staff casually just like Xellos does. (Dan)
463) ...you pretend that you have Xellos's powers. (Dan)
464) ...and you use them all the time... (Dan)
465) ...and you take your staff and poke your brothers shoulder with it while saying that he is Valgaav. (Dan)
466) ...you are so happy that Xellos never dies. (Dan)
467) ...you would personally avenge Xellos... (Dan)
468) ...even if you had to animate your own series to do so. (Dan)
469) ...you notice characters in other shows that resemble Xellos and like them the most. (Dan)
469) ...you dream of meeting Xellos. (Dan)
470) ...you think of exactly what you would ask him. (Dan)
471) ...you occasionaly anger another Slayers fan and they sing Amelia's happiness song while you writhe on the floor. (Dan)
472) ...you draw pictures of Xellos and his big grin. (Dan)
473) ...you go crazy every time he opens his eyes. (Dan)
474) ...you spend time thinking of Xellos instead of worrying about college. (Dan)
475) ...you can only hope that there is a girl at college who likes Slayers as much as you. (Dan)
476) ...you worry that if you die your hair purple you may not be able to get a job in order to buy more Xellos/ Slayers paraphenalia. (Dan)
478) ...you pull on your hair daily to try to make the final inch to achieve the Xellos hair doo. (Dan)
479) ...you are looking at a picture of Xellos right now. (Dan)
480) ...you wonder why the page you are reading this on has no Xellos in the background. (Dan) (Mwa ha ha... Just to torture you, Dan. >:) )
481) ...you think he should be there chibi and laughing. (Dan)
482) ...you love Xellos's evil yet happy nature. (Dan)
483) ...you wonder how he does it. (Dan)
484) ...you would pay anything to see a movie of the War of the Monster's Fall that focused around Xellos. (Dan)
485) ...seeing Xellos fighting in the War of the Monster's Fall would be equivalent to seeing the battles in all three Lord of the Rings films. (Dan)
486) ...you wish you could upload Xellos models into all your video games. (Dan)
487) ...you try to mimic Xellos' japanese voice. (Dan)
488) ...you can mimic about a million voices except Xellos'. (Dan)
489) ...you cut your homework time short just to think more about Xellos. (Dan)
490) ...you plan on going to art school and making a life size statue of Xellos. (Dan)
491) ...you think that the statue of liberty could to be replaced with Xellos. (Dan)
492) ...you want to make a statue of Xellos fighting Wolfwood (another priest, from Trigun). (Dan)
493) ...you feel you were destined to like Xellos because Donatello was your favorite Ninja Turtle, and he wore purple as well. (Dan) (Heh heh... Ninja Turtles rocks.)
494) ...you think of how cool Xellos would be in other shows. (Dan)
495) ...you aspire to have some of his magic. (Dan)
496) ...you wear your Xellos costume to conventions. (Dan)
497) ...you walk for about eight city blocks through a foot and a half of snow in your Xellos costume at eight in the morning to get to a convention. (Dan)
498) ...you grin like Xellos while doing so as all the people stare at you. (Dan)
499) ...you scream with joy when someone then asks, "Is there an anime convention going on?" (Dan)
500) ...you flip out at the convention when someone recognizes you as Xellos. (Dan)
501) ...you say hello to all the other Slayers characters there and refer to them by their Slayers names. (Dan)
502) ...you are the only Xellos at the convention and you feel empowered. (Dan)
503) ...you proceed to attempt a spell but it fails. (Dan)
504) ...you think that it was the bad lighting that made the spell fail. (Dan)
505) ...you try again and it still doesnt work. (Dan)
506) ...you try to transform into chibi Xellos. (Dan)
507) ...you think you can do so at will. (Dan)
508) ...you wonder if you will ever find anything cooler than Xellos. (Dan)
509) ...you can't understand how Xellos could ever lose a battle. (Dan)
510) ...then you realize he just doesn't want to show off. (Dan)
511) ...you realize that you have just written 62 "You Know You watch Too Much Slayers When..." statements on Xellos alone. (Dan) (Yeah... I noticed that, too. @_@)
512) ...then you decide to add in some other characters as well. (Dan)
513) ...you fall in love with Lina's cuteness, and watch other shows with her rip off characters in them. (Dan)
514) ...you play D&D, name yourself Gourry, and try to get the Sword of Light back. (Dan)
515) ...you have been typing for so long that the internet just disconnected. (Dan) (Oops. ^o^)
516) ...you quote Slayers characters in school. (Dan)
517) ...you yell "Shi-tska-ria!" in place of light come forth. (Dan)
518) ...you laugh until you fall of the couch when gourry blows up the boat in TRY's first episode. (Dan)
519) ...you had a hunch that there would be a dragon girl. (Dan)
520) ...you argue with your DM ('Dungeon Master') about making a race that would include Zelgadis. (Dan)
521) ...then you get your DM to love Slayers and he kind of likes the Zelgadis race. (Dan)
522) ...you wonder how the series would be if Zelgadis was still human. (Dan)
523) ...you wonder if he would beat Gourry in a thumb war. (Dan) (Or arm wrestling. ^^)
524) ...you wish you could balance on tree tops while giving speeches. (Dan)
525) ...you would be honored to be as clumbsy as Amelia. (Dan)
526) ...you feel bad for Sylphiel. (Dan)
527) ...you plan on making a Slayers shirt. (Dan)
528) ...you look for Slayers shirts on the internet. (Dan)
529) ...you have Slayers manga signed by Lisa Ortiz. (Dan)
530) ...you want it to be signed by Megumi Hayashibara as well. (Dan)
531) ...you think that Megumi is the best singer you have ever heard and want her to tour the US with Slayers themes. (Dan)
532) ...you pity those who can't enjoy Slayers. (Dan)
533) ...you realize that your neighbor looks a lot like Lina and you start hanging out at her place more. (Dan)
543) ...you just wish her hair were as long as Lina's. (Dan)
544) ...and that she weren't so... not Lina-ish. (Dan)
545) ...then you realize that she isn't a lot like Lina and just want the real Lina. (Dan)
546) ...you like Gourry's pirate boots. (Dan) (O_o ??)
567) ...you try to figure out if it is humanly possible to eat rice the same way a Slayers character can eat everything else. (Dan)
568) ...you get the answer. (Dan)
569) ...you order green tea to sip like Zelgadis. (Dan)
570) ...you think Valgaav is cool but a bit overpowered. (Dan)
571) ...you worry that TRY had magic on the scale of Dragonball Z and that it was kind of ridiculos but then you watch it again and you couldn't care less. (Dan)
572) ...you dream about training daily to increase your magical prowess. (Dan)
573) ...you pull wagons up hills to see if Amelia was getting any stronger. (Dan)
574) ...you wonder what would happen if the Slayers girls were switched with the women of Tenchi Muyo... (Dan)
575) ...and if Ryoko would get along with Xellos... (Dan)
576) ...and if Ryo-ohki would think Linas hair was a carrot. (Dan)
577) ...you could probably go all night making up thee scenarios and questions. (Dan) (Oh, please don't...)
578) ...you found out that there are more Slayers movies and you flip out. (Dan)
579) ...you search the internet for foreign Slayers action figures. (Dan)
580) ...you find them and plan on buying them with your birthday money. (Dan)
581) ...you want to keep them in mint condition but you know you won't be able to resist the urge of playing with them. (Dan)
582) ...Dragon Slave!!! (Dan)
583) ...once again it didnt work. (Dan)
584) ...you do the hand motions while attempting to cast spells. (Dan)
585) ...you kind of want to be a chimera like Zelgadis. (Dan)
586) ...you think of ways to make Gourry's armor. (Dan)
587) ...you can't wait to show off your knowledge of the Slayers. (Dan)
588) ...your friends ask about Slayers and you tell them about it. (Dan)
589) ...they think it's stupid and you attempt to curse them or cast Flare Arrow at them in spite. (Dan)
590) ...you think one of the most awesome things in the world is the Rah Tilt. (Dan)
591) ...especially when Zelgadis and Amelia cast it (also Zel's facial expression when he casts it). (Dan)
592) ...but it can't beat the way he says it in japanese,
"RAH TILTO". (Dan)
593) ...you have been sitting in front of a computer for an hour thinking about Slayers while listening to anime themes. (Dan)
594) ...you wish you would hallucinate just to see the Slayers characters. (Dan)
595) ...you imagine that you see them so much that you think they are actually there. (Dan)
596) ...you don't mind. (Dan)
597) ...you notice whenever the animators paint something a color it usually isn't. (Dan)
598) ...you dream that you wake up and Lina and Naga are standing in your room and are trapped in our world... (Dan)
599) ...and you have to help them get back... (Dan)
600) ...and you go with them. (Dan)
601) ...you attack evil-doers while yelling Prince Philionel's attacks "KINDNESS TO ALL CREATURES KICK! GOOD WILL TOWARDS MEN SMASH!" and so on and so forth. (Dan)
602) ...when you have to write sentences for English you include Lina in them. (Dan)
603) ...you want to write stories about Slayers but spend to much time thinking about them to actually write anything. (Dan)
604) ...you want to paint a Slayers mural. (Dan)
605) ...you praise all other Slayers fans. (Dan)
606) ...you have worn a Xellos costume to school, explained who it was to about 500 people, and then when hope was fading someone stuck their head out of a bus and yelled to you "WOOOOOOOO! Go Xellos, Slayers Rules!" (Dan)
607) ...you went to a midnight showing of the Lord of the Rings, and wore a Slayers costume to support your anime. (Dan)
608) ...you wish you had Gourry's enormous hair doo. (Dan)
609) ...you wish you saw more of Naga. (Dan)
610) ...you think Naga's classic annoying laugh is awesome. (Dan)
611) ...you start to mimic it without noticing and it is creepy because your a guy. (Dan)
612) ...but you kind of like it. (Dan)
613) ...you have Slayers posters in your room.
(Dan)
614) ...they are the first things you see when you wake up. (Dan)
615) ...you want your brother's signed Slayers movie poster. (Dan)
616) ...you wish the Slayers movies would air in theaters. (Dan)
617) ...you think that Slayers should air uncut on WB. (Dan)
618) ...you want to move to Japan. (Dan)
619) ...you look at the clock and realize that you really need sleep while writing "You Know You Watch Too Much Slayers When..." scenarios. (Dan)
620) ...you force all the military leaders of the world to fire all their nukes around the world and make the seas green with plutonium so that it looks like "a Sea of Chaos". (PureFanatic) (No one get any ideas!)
621) ...you remove your left eye and get a topaz there instead. (PureFanatic) (Eww...)
622) ...you remove both of your eyes and get rubies there instead. (PureFanatic) (Double eww... rubies are cool, though... ^^)
623) ...but then you realize how stupid that was because without your eyes you can't watch Slayers!!! (PureFanatic) (LOL! Good point!)
624) ...you install devices in your hands so that you can cast spells. That is, if you can't learn to cast spells by yourself. (PureFanatic)
625) ...but then you regret those devices after the world is destroyed, when you tried casting Giga Slave with them. (PureFanatic)
626) ...you force scientists to research chimeras. And when they have perfected the subject, you wanna be a golem, human and demon mix.... But you crack up when you realize golems and demons don't exist. (PureFanatic)
627) ...you dedicate the rest of your life to creating golems and try to summon demons. (PureFanatic)
628) ...you accidentially summoned Dark Star when your DVD-player broke because you went completely insane. (PureFanatic)
629) ...but Dark Star proved to be a nice guy in this world and you ended up being his buddy, watching Slayers with him everyday. He really laughs when he sees Dark Star in Slayers.... but cries when Dark Star is defeated. (PureFanatic)
630) ...you simply cannot be together with someone who doesn't like Slayers!!! (PureFanatic) (I thought so at first, but now...)
631) ...you dream about Shabrabingo being reborn and that he wishes to turn the world into a giant bingo-game. (PureFanatic)
632) ...you force your uncle, whose working on a multi-media store that imports anime series, to buy you the Slayers seasons after he showed them to you (PureFanatic)
633) ...you learn Japanese just by listening to the Slayers soundtracks. (PureFanatic)
634) ...you finally realize that your music teacher is exactly like Dark Star. (PureFanatic)
635) ...you wish this world would be animed. (PureFanatic)
636) ...you take control of the world and make it animed. (PureFanatic)
637) ...you show Slayers to your mother and she immedieately falls for Zelgadis. (PureFanatic)
638) ...you dress up exactly like Rezo but realize something is missing and glue your eyes stuck with super glue. (PureFanatic) (Eww...)
639) ...but then your sibling dressed up like Copy Rezo and tries to surpass you. (PureFanatic)
640) ...you sleep with your Slayers DVD packages in the bed. (PureFanatic)
641) ...you force your boyfriend to go through that chimera process I mentioned earlier. (PureFanatic)
642) ...you find out that screaming PACIFIST CRUSH before crushing into your enemies really makes the attack more powerful. (PureFanatic)
643) ...with this knowledge you try beating the world-champíon in wrestling and succeed. (PureFanatic)
644) ...all you really want is to watch Slayers the rest of your life. (PureFanatic)
645) ...no one can ask you something because you always answer "Now that is a secret..." (PureFanatic)
646) ...you think Jillas should be the owner of Sword of Light and not Gourry. (PureFanatic)
647) ...(you know your parents watch too much Slayers when) your name is as one of the Slayers cast (and you were born with it, of course). (PureFanatic)
648) ...you raise your kids having them constantly watch Slayers making them total Slayers maniacs. (PureFanatic)
649) ...you want to be like Gravos. (PureFanatic)
650) ...you watch the Slayers TRY sneak peek over and over and over again until you finally buy the DVD collection. (PureFanatic)
651) ...you think George Lucas copied Slayers when he came up with light sabers. (PureFanatic)
652) ...you see a dark star in the sky and get scared to death. (PureFanatic)
653) ...you thought Amelia and Lina was much prettier in those dancing get-ups than in their normal clothes in episode 14 of NEXT. (PureFanatic)
654) ...you thought Zelgadis sang better than them in that episode. (PureFanatic) (In dub, yes.)
655) ...you pray to Dark Star when doing something important. Or Shabranigdo... or the Lord of Nightmares. (PureFanatic)
656) ...your morning prayer is "Give a Reason", your dinner prayer is "Breeze" and your evening prayer is "Get Along"... in Japanese. (PureFanatic)
657) ...you think there should be a Bright Star, too. (PureFanatic)
658) ...you cried when you saw Slayers NEXT the first time, because you had looked forward to it so much. And you cried a flood when you saw TRY the first time. (PureFanatic)
659) ...you stop trusting blind men, young boys, men in raincoats and guys with only one eye. (PureFanatic)
660) ...you start thinking everyone is like someone else. (PureFanatic)
661) ...you start refering to yourself as a fanatic. (PureFanatic)
662) ...you want your son to be like Phibrizzo when he's10 years old. (PureFanatic)
663) ...you start wearing raincoats even when it isn't raining. (PureFanatic)
664) ...you cry when you hear the Slayers TRY opening because it sounds so... beautiful. (PureFanatic)
665) ...you think crimson is the best color and twillight the best time at the day. (PureFanatic)
666) ...you've find yourself to have fallen in love with Amelia and start searching desperatly for someone like her. (Kyo)
667) ...you succeed. (Kyo)
668) ...you think you can talk to the Slayers characters telepathically. (Gaz922)
669) ...you stop watching it for a week and don't sleep or eat. (Gaz922)
670) ...you tell people to shut up or you'll Dragon Slave them, and you do Dragon Slave them. (Gaz922)
671) ...when you study for a math test, fail it, and Dragon Slave the teacher. (Gaz922)
672) ...you dress up like Xellos and start sneaking up on people; then when they ask you why, you say "That's a big secret". (Gaz922)
673) ...you e-mail your friends your favorite pics of your favorite character everyday. (Gaz922)
674) ...going around dressed like Amelia and start "serving justice". (Gaz922)
675) ...when your friend does something stupid you fall anime style. (Gaz922)
676) ...you have convinced at least ten people who have never even heard of Slayers to worship Lord Zomelgustar. (OtakuJack)
677) ...you've been to the astral plane. (OtakuJack)
678) ...you knew he was Hellmaster Phibrizzo. (OtakuJack)
679) ...when the bully asks if you have anything to say before he pounds your face in, you touch the ground and yell "DUG HAUT!!!" (OtakuJack)
680) ...the Lord of Nightmares has taken your body at least once. (OtakuJack)
681) ...you wonder how something as big as Shabranigdo can fit into someone's eye! (OtakuJack) (Good question. Ouch!)
682) ...you've broken several swords attempting to cut a perfect circle into a brick wall. (OtakuJack) (LOL!)
683) ...you catch the Loch Ness Monster and open a Dragon Cuisine restaraunt, in hopes Lina might one day visit you. (OtakuJack)
684) ...you search all your life to find an uncharted star, and when you do, you choose to instead have your name become infamous, you name it something like "Lina" or "Hayashibara". (OtakuJack)
685) ...you own a diverse collection of doorstops shaped like Gourry. (OtakuJack)
686) ...you create a humorous fanfiction called "Slayers Players". (OtakuJack)
687) ...you get plastic surgery so that when you close your eyes, you will look like Xellos. (OtakuJack)
688) ...you get plastic surgery so that when you open your eyes, you will look like Xellos. (OtakuJack)
689) ...someone has you committed because you keep trying to open your head and have them taste your brain. (OtakuJack) (Ick...)
690) ...you ignore any girl who's not a red head. (OtakuJack)
691) ...you're afraid of any girl who is a red head. (OtakuJack)
692) ...you have enough three minute video files to put together all three seasons!
693) ...when in the theaters for Episode 3 (Star Wars), you plan to, when a lightsaber is activated, yell at the top of your lungs "LIGHT, COME FORTH!!!" (OtakuJack)
694) ...you carry around a Dragon Slave alarm, just in case. (OtakuJack)
695) ...you write a two page detailed biography for each and every person who died in Sairaag. (OtakuJack)
696) ...you learn German just so you can listen to how crappy the German dub is. (OtakuJack)
697) ...you wear a black headband to avoid being controlled by a magic jewel. (OtakuJack)
698) ...you worry about the fate of the world if Gourry's stupidity ever rubbed off on Lina. (*Dude finds a cold coin.* THIEF!! DRAGON SLAVE!!) (OtakuJack)
699) ...the mother of your lendee warns you to stop lending
your tapes to her daughter.
700) ...you sit around for hours trying to think of a "You Know You Watch Too Much Slayers When..."s and realize that you can never watch Slayers too much! (Cori-chan)
